Trivia Team/Band Names, as Related to Yesterday's Developments in the Missing Persons Case

-Hypothetical Press Release
-The Repentant Spokesman
-Ripped Crotch and the Exposed Flesh
-Reputation Management Services
-Authors of Nancy Drew Mysteries
-Locked Bathroom and the Phantom Knife
-Stu Rodman's Political Genius
-Your Trash Provides No Clues