At Least it's not Rocks for Jocks

In honor of today's ilf-related news one of the all-time great Simpsons quotes:

Dr. Hibbert: I'm afraid your playing days are over my friend, but don't worry, you can fall back on your degree in *Gasp!* Communications? Oh dear Lord!
Luchenko: Da, I know I know it phony major. Luchenko learn nothing, nothing!


Sarah Palin official campaign bio.