At Least it's not Rocks for Jocks

In honor of today's ilf-related news one of the all-time great Simpsons quotes:

Dr. Hibbert: I'm afraid your playing days are over my friend, but don't worry, you can fall back on your degree in *Gasp!* Communications? Oh dear Lord!
Luchenko: Da, I know I know it phony major. Luchenko learn nothing, nothing!


Sarah Palin official campaign bio.

Even Nelson Knows

This is from a while ago, coincidentally the only new episode of The Simpsons I actually watched since several hair styles ago. Other mediums the Simpsons has denounced over the years: snake-whacking, gay-hunting, gun ownership, religious zealotry and autocratic political rule.




"Hey, that hurts. No wonder no one came to my birthday party."