Contents of a 27th birthday

• Copy of Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose CD
• My name spelled out in large soft pretzels
• Framed 36 x 24 textured painting of poster from Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie
• Cigar
• Digital camera
• Package of false mustaches
• Dairy Queen ice cream cake
• Drunken dock diving into Broad Creek

A pretty good day by any measure.